handle the jandal

To be capable of managing an experience

"he couldn't handle the jandal"

by Pete January 20, 2004

Empty headlock

To describe a slapper, hooker or some girl who has had a lot of penis. Like a hen party in benidorm who's morals has slipped for 3 days

Hey boys check out that fat burd I bet she has a fanny like an empty headlock.

by Charlie Murphy esq October 24, 2016

handle our bizness

To go talk about something in private away from the others.

Meet me outside at the car so we can handle our bizness. Too many ears in here!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023

Too hot to handle

It means you look fire or really good.

Me: How do I look??
Friend: Too hot to handle girl. You’re gorgeous.

by Lumirella March 1, 2019

handlebar moustache

REAL DEFINITION:
A moustache that is long, and sticks out from the sides of your face, like the handle bars on a bike. The ends may curl, or they may just stick out like dangerous facial hair- daggers. The other moustache listed (curving down beside your lips) is a variation on the Fu Manchu Moustache (think crazy Asian guy moustache)

Many carnival people have handlebar moustaches.

by The great and powerful Molesterator April 14, 2006

Chelsea Handler Syndrome

A situation when someone physically appears to be older than s/he really is. For example, Chelsea Handler appears to be at least 44, but in reality, she's only 34.

X: Man, the past 10 yrs since graduation have been rough on Kate.
Y: Yeah, considering we are only 28 and she looks 40. Classic case of Chelsea Handler Syndrome if I've ever seen it!

by Pippenstock October 9, 2009

iphone headlock

When your significant other is playing an iphone game while still in bed with arms wrapped around you and refuses to let go of you because this means the game will have to be interrupted.

I wet myself this morning because my girlfriend had me in an iphone headlock.

by Anonymous Model November 19, 2009