helping hand

When you know you're too intoxicated to urinate without totally missing the toilet. So you call your girlfriend into the bathroom and have her hold your penis as you urinate.

Don't worry man I didn't make a mess in your bathroom I had Sarah come give me a helping hand.

by The Covered Wagon Cougar March 31, 2009

Joe Biden might be helping our cause

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

Soon the rest of you will be easier to control

The end is near…

Joe Biden might be helping our cause

by Death Menace June 9, 2022

Heabing

Alternatively word for “Capping”

Person: Why that boy CW always lying yo

Person 2: Yea bruh I know he be Heabing

by ZipZipGoat May 31, 2018

helling

Helling is a last name theres only a few people with the last but when you meet a helling there no else there unpredictabull theres no tell what they will do

Dam your a helling

by Helling June 23, 2019

helzing

a person that is very horny. it can also be a person who is shaped like a turd

i am helzing right now, you look like a helzing right now.

by xZCrismonReaperZx June 19, 2020

Helping Hand

Helping Hand: One you borrow off your partner when you fancy "a quick one off the wrist".

"Hey, wife: I want to crack one off and I've fallen out with my fingers so they're not speaking to me. Can I borrow some of yours? I need a Helping Hand...

by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 4, 2020

Helling gelling

An old alcoholic woman who loves to argue

“your such a helling gelling when your drunk”

by unwantedchildxox February 23, 2021