Definitions by gmaleshemalefemalewhale

ballroom 

Wearing particularly loose boxers to prevent chafing during particularly vigorous pelvic thrusts in the hope of impressing the ladies while dancing.

"Diedre! Aren't you impressed? I'm wearing loose boxers to provide ballroom!
Aaaand Thrust! Thrust! Thrust! MmmmYeah!

ballroom by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 4, 2020

Helping Hand 

Helping Hand: One you borrow off your partner when you fancy "a quick one off the wrist".

"Hey, wife: I want to crack one off and I've fallen out with my fingers so they're not speaking to me. Can I borrow some of yours? I need a Helping Hand...

Helping Hand by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 4, 2020

SPW

SPW: ShitePipeWipe
The acronym used when asking for extra bog roll after you've dropped a particularly impressive log in the toilet at your first visit to your new girlfriend/boyfriend's parent's house.

"Could you pass me some more SPW please?"

SPW by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 4, 2020

Fictionary 

(U.S.) Merriam-Webster's laughable attempt at a dictionary.

(U.S.) Merriam-Webster Fictionary: Only useful if you've run out of Charmin at 3.00 am.

Fictionary by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 4, 2020