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Heffernan Syndrome

A phenomenon common to TV sitcoms and commercials, but occasionally occuring in real life wherein an overweight or otherwise unattractive male seems to have obtained a mate of much greater attractivesness. The syndrome is named for the character "Doug Heffernan" from the TV series "King of Queens", but is also visible in other shows such as "Seinfeld" and "(most especially) "The Drew Carey Show".
Did you see that couple? It was a classic case of Heffernan Syndrome!

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That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!
by Michael Patrick February 15, 2006
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Heffern

An ancient clan of Vampires decended from Ireland. They can be incredibly beautiful and horrifyingly ugly.
"Dude did you hear about Billy?"

"Yea man, he totally got bit by a Heffern last night."
by Lamia{Disgrace} August 7, 2008
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Heffernan's Syndrome

AKA as Balanitis Swollen foreskin in the Orthopaedic surgery patient.
Wow!, Look at the Heffernan's Syndrome on that Ortho Patient!!!!! Holy F^#%in S*!T!!!!!!
by JMCG2222 December 15, 2011
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Heffamancy

The act of stealing someone's man.
Emelda I used heffamancy on bubbles.
by Delephae May 8, 2017
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Hefftism

The act and disease pf being a heffer, passed on from one roach to another.
Dammit Katie you heffer, your gonna give me hefftism.
by L37,000 February 28, 2018
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dick heffa

Someone who's not attractive, possibly even overweight, but thinks overly highly of themselves, never forgets a thing they've done for someone to hold it over their head for the rest of their lives, thinks they're way better than everyone, but really they're sad and lonely on the inside because nobody likes them because of their self righteous attitude and they're a dick to literally almost everyone
Bill treats people like crap and is a dick to everyone because he thinks he is better than everyone else, even though he is very unattractive.

Don't be a dick heffa like Bill.

Nobody likes a dick heffa.
by WhotheFknows_23 June 18, 2021
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heffer

a word to describe an obesely obese person or a name to which you will randomly call someone who has caused you annoyance.
"oh my life! look at that heffer over there, erghh"
"argh your such an effing heffer"
by beth + megs April 18, 2008
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