Hasselhoff

Someone riding a bicycle at night. (Nightrider)

I almost hit that Hasselhoff I didnt even see him.

by Mongoliod1534 October 3, 2008

Hasselhoffed

Sloppy, sh*t-faced drunk

Dude, I was so hammered last night.

Yeah, you were really Hasselhoffed

by DIF May 23, 2007

Hasselhoff

Hasselhoff, David.

The most envied man of the early 90's.

"There are many dying children out there, who's last wish is to meet me."
- David Hasselhoff managing to be both rude and offensive.

by Mayamay April 30, 2005

Hassett

A man with a huge penis

i really wish i was Hassett

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

HasBeyn

A has-been pop star from the 00s turned into a panned actress.

Hasbeyn 98-OUT stan getting brave.

by Mixyonce September 13, 2020

a hasselhoff

To drive at a high rate of speed.
Speeding.
Driving fast.
Gunning it.
Lead foot.
Drag Racing.

I was drag racing my Friend the other day when I pulled a hasselhoff on him, winning the race.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008

hässelflaben

1. Mouth

Hey, shut your hässelflaben

by FutureMarineMk May 25, 2016