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hasam

Person 1: Your hasam is sticking out

Person 2: Thanks bro (fixes it)

Girl 1: Hey (aside) thank God his hasam isn't sticking out like yesterday
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Hasam

A traditional Pakistani name for some one with luscious, big hair
Person 1: Did you get a hair cut?

Person 2: Yah, I got a Hasam.
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Hashmagandy

The australian equivalent to Englands "bubble and squeek"; a stew made from whatever ingredients could be found and cooked in a pot to make a stew to sustain life in the Australian Outback.
They searched the land for food to survive, bringing to their camp all varieties of vegitation and meat, cooking it all together in a stew pot sharing their hashmagandy with their kin to sustain life in hash outback.
by Khzarmah September 7, 2009
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Hasheem

This person is most sexiest person in the world. He looks very attractive with a fabulous character and smile. He is very kind and generous. His close people means the world to him. He always help people
Hasheem is very kind and a hot person
by pablo 1 September 25, 2020
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Hasher

Member of the Has House Harriers. Hence a drinker with a running problem. A good bloke
Here's to Fatso, He's true blue. He's a hasher through and through
by Britarse December 18, 2003
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ass hash

The result of the loss of control of your bowels while being clothed and seated. The resulting mess is ass hash.

Hash is borrowed from 'hash browns' both due to its flatness and sometimes color. It is also due to its makeup of what is normally a main ingredient of potatoes, but with other ingredients clearly mixed in. This often resembles the makeup of excrement where a mostly similar color and texture may be tinged with other colors and texture to comprise the complete turd.

The importance of ass hash being the result of evacuating ones bowels while being clothed and seated is due to its being forced into a mostly flat mess resembling hash. In rare occurrences the product may resemble the shape of a hash tag, thus forming the diamond in the rough, known as the #ashtag.

Ass hash should not be confused with the small stain or nugget of a shart. This is because sharts generally do not consist of enough mass to result in ass hash, though a mighty shart could.
While driving home from a dinner of under cooked fish tacos, and with nowhere to stop, I wound up with my pants full of ass hash.
by cunty linguist November 12, 2016
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hash tag

Larry: "My outfit for the dance is amazing, hash tag swag."
Rob: " Shut up hipster.
by Ring King April 22, 2013
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