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A male nipple
Person 1: Your hasam is sticking out

Person 2: Thanks bro (fixes it)

Girl 1: Hey (aside) thank God his hasam isn't sticking out like yesterday
hasam by AmerigoVespucci November 15, 2013
Words you can keep
A traditional Pakistani name for some one with luscious, big hair
Person 1: Did you get a hair cut?

Person 2: Yah, I got a Hasam.
Hasam by Emoney123 November 14, 2013
A traditional Pakistani name for someone who is amazing at everything exept UNO. He is partially colorblind, but makes up for it with swag.
Person 1:EAT POOPOO HASAM!

Person 2:That's the 43rd time you ate poopoo
Hasam by NoPicNoProof12 November 16, 2013
A Pakistani name. A genuine sweet caring loving guy. With long silky hair and long eyelashes.
I need a hasam in my life.
Hasam by Eke November 23, 2021
A sweet genuine loving guy. With long silky hair and long eyelashes.
I need a hasam in my life
Hasam by Eke November 23, 2021

harambe's law 

Harambe's Law

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/abelist" is code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, Homophobic or another pejorative term is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.
"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"
harambe's law by Benny1985 November 15, 2016

Harambetard 

An internet retard who, for some unknown psychological defect, is unable to get over the entire "child falls into gorilla's enclosure and the gorilla gets shot in the end" incident. Harambetards are usually seen endlessly posting about insanely unfunny "dank memes" involving some retarded line about Harambe the gorilla. People in their right mind are advised to stay away from harambetards as much as possible, as their retardation is probably contagious.
Guy A: Hey, check out my new harambe post! It's so funny Ima shit myself laughing. Huehue!
Guy B: Will you just stay the fuck away from me? I don't want any harambetards around. Do your troll shit elswhere, you retardo!
Harambetard by pwnageforever September 20, 2016
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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