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Person 1: Your hasam is sticking out

Person 2: Thanks bro (fixes it)

Girl 1: Hey (aside) thank God his hasam isn't sticking out like yesterday
hasam by AmerigoVespucci November 15, 2013
Words you can keep
A traditional Pakistani name for some one with luscious, big hair
Person 1: Did you get a hair cut?

Person 2: Yah, I got a Hasam.
Hasam by Emoney123 November 14, 2013
A traditional Pakistani name for someone who is amazing at everything exept UNO. He is partially colorblind, but makes up for it with swag.
Person 1:EAT POOPOO HASAM!

Person 2:That's the 43rd time you ate poopoo
Hasam by NoPicNoProof12 November 16, 2013
A Pakistani name. A genuine sweet caring loving guy. With long silky hair and long eyelashes.
I need a hasam in my life.
Hasam by Eke November 23, 2021
A sweet genuine loving guy. With long silky hair and long eyelashes.
I need a hasam in my life
Hasam by Eke November 23, 2021

harambe's law 

Harambe's Law

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/abelist" is code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, Homophobic or another pejorative term is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.
"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"
harambe's law by Benny1985 November 15, 2016

Harambetard 

An internet retard who, for some unknown psychological defect, is unable to get over the entire "child falls into gorilla's enclosure and the gorilla gets shot in the end" incident. Harambetards are usually seen endlessly posting about insanely unfunny "dank memes" involving some retarded line about Harambe the gorilla. People in their right mind are advised to stay away from harambetards as much as possible, as their retardation is probably contagious.
Guy A: Hey, check out my new harambe post! It's so funny Ima shit myself laughing. Huehue!
Guy B: Will you just stay the fuck away from me? I don't want any harambetards around. Do your troll shit elswhere, you retardo!
Harambetard by pwnageforever September 20, 2016
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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