Hark?

When your stupid mother wants you to stop spitting curse words and diarrhea and to respond with hark

Dumbass: Yah shut up and eat you broccoli
You: Hark?
Dumbass: Eat you broccoli already!

by TheWordie September 30, 2020

green harking

a green tinted clot of phlegm harked up from the throat

Dude! You just ran that red light!
Sorry. I was gagging on a green harking.

by anonymous January 10, 2025

harking in the distance

To have failed as the "fail whale" has.

"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"

"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"

by dannyjeffers October 11, 2008