Hampon

The absorbent paper placed underneath uncooked meats, such as mince, in order to absorb the blood.

chris evans removed the Hampon from his mince in order to chase the local vegetarian children cos he is a meaty paedo.

by Jonny and Pete Yeah? June 19, 2008

That's what happens

A catchphrase used to rub one's success in an enemies' nose.

Pitcher: "I should have known better than to throw him a fast ball right down the middle of the plate."

Batter: " That's what happens !"

by Carly Wild February 12, 2009

Shift Happens

When a string of exclamation marks turns into 1s on instant messengers.

Person 1: Hey man wht up?
Person 2: DUUUUDE LAST NIGHT WAS SIIICK!!!!1
Person 1: mate...whts with the 1?!
Person 2: sorry...shift happens!!!!1!

by Milky655 April 28, 2010

Make Fetch Happen

When someone tries to start a cultural trend that will never catch on.

My cousin always wears purple socks on Wednesday. He hopes that eventually other people will start doing it and he will become famous for creating the trend. Whenever I see him on Wednesday I say, "Jaime, stop trying to make fetch happen."

by Raina Weather August 24, 2008

Happily Relationshiped

Similar to 'Happily Married' however the relationshipers do not intend to change their current relationship status and are content just being boyfriend/girlfriend.
By saying this to someone informs them that you are not single or interested.

Girl 1: Hey, do you wanna get out of here?
Guy : No thanks, I'm happily relationshiped.

by DogChips July 20, 2010

Happener

Modern hippy hipster types who actually accomplish tasks of great magnitude and worth. A happener, much like our modern definition of a hipster, does have certain interests in counter culture lifestyle and the various accouterments that go along with such. The marked difference between a hipster (being frankly the modern version of the hippie or renaissance person), is that happeners are always involved in some great events. Happeners are the hero's of the universe. May statues be built in their honor.

Did you see how intensely that woman back there was involved with her artwork, she was a total happener.

by poisonIvy August 25, 2013

Happiana

A word used to discribe someone with the name Ariana as being happy and takes the two words happy and Ariana to form Happiana. Although happiana can be used for anyone named Ariana, this is mainly used by Arianators on social media to describe when Ariana Grande is happy.

Arianator: “omg look at Ariana Grande she looks so happy! Happiana is my fav”

Jack: “Aw look at Ariana she looks so happy in her new dress.”
Jill: “Yeah she looks so happiana.”

by @NoTearsJD on twitter July 5, 2018