Guido Hatzis

Greek adonis/legend known for his ability to attract women and kickboxing ability. Has gained a cult following among the highly educated. See also "The besht."

Quote: "Where there's me, there's ladies."

by Miles November 25, 2003

Hanzel

from the word Hansel, a handsome and amazing guy.

You are such a hanzel.

by fireheartkaizen July 15, 2016

crazy like mutha fucka hanzo

Hanzo is the well-endowed samurai from the cult trilogy Hanzo the Razor. Hanzo is best described as a Japanese amalgamation of Shaft and Dirty Harry. He practiced sadomasochism to further hone his strength and sexual prowess. Examples include pounding his penis into a block of wood with a mallet and humping a dry bag of rice.

Tony just dry humped a Brillo Pad, he's crazy like mutha fucka hanzo.

by Oddjob6025 April 21, 2005

hantai

hantai is a misspelling of the word hentai which means pervert in japanese. This misspelling is often done by people who act like they don't know what hentai is. Usually these people know alot about anime, hentai porn etc, but don't want the world to know so they hide it behind pretending to be stupid. Which such a common used word on the internet... yeah right...how the heck do you misspell that?

Whenever someone is talking about their favourite anime . "Oh you guys are watching hantai... lol. Losers!!!"

by aendy April 10, 2016

hant

"Hant" is the dialectal variant of the word, "Haunt." (Merriam Webster Dictionary)

"Jeff Myrtlebank is dead."
"We think you're a hant."

(From the Twilight Zone episode s3e23)

by dw8177 June 7, 2018

hanz

a thug like gansta who likes to pimp hoes. Also known as a manwhore.

That guy is such a hanz, he hired like 20 hookers last night.

by mp_thug_for_life_yo August 31, 2006

Hantzian

The art of applying unnecessary phraseology and metaphor to rudimentary concepts.

The way she used an excerpt from Shakespearean script to explain ordering a cheeseburger was truly Hantzian.

by mphantz March 13, 2019