van-handling

Like man-handling only with a van, or min-van.

*pulling out of a tight space*
Cass: sa-WHEAT van-handling!
Cait: It was nothing mang

*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: Maybe you should take a van-handling course.
Jared: I didn't think the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.

Anyone who can drive a van without skidding in the winter is van-handling to the fullest.

by Cassandra Sherlock July 22, 2008

handknives

biceps that show lack of definition and size
smaller than "guns"
meant as a put down

Martin: Did you get the tickets? Tickets to what? To the gun show! *flex*

Helen: AHAHA, those aren't guns, those are handknives.

by helenmelon February 9, 2006

ass-handing

The act (or art) of rubbing one's hand in one's asscrack for approx. 5 minutes, then using that same hand to shake hands with someone.

As a result, the person's hand will smell like ass for at least a week, and his/her friends and family will wonder if they know how to properly wipe themselves.

First seen in the movie Mallrats.

"Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?"

by Allah February 2, 2005

Hanking

Function: verb
Pronunciation: 'hangking

1. To eat out someone's ass, repeatedly.

Ex: That girl was dirty and deserved a good hanking.

by BigPutz January 18, 2008

love-handling

when you put a really fat chick on her side and fuck her love handles.

shit man. that bitch must be 350 pounds. can you just picture me love-handling the shit out of her?

by jc chazez April 24, 2008

Glad-Handing

To offer masturbatory assistance. Used in leu of the term reach-around.

i.e. After glad-handing my boss I got a massive pay raise.

by LanciferX August 10, 2010

Handing a pepsi to the police

It is like a jail-free ticket but with a pepsi.

Police: Sir, you have been arrested
That guy: Hold on, hold on.
Police: What?
That guy: I have a pepsi

Police:Give it to me.
*That guy handing a pepsi to the police*
Police: Okay. Sir, You have been free.
That pepsi guy: Thanks. :3

by DUdeiDNTKNOE.com September 22, 2018