Thirsty Hampster

The act of sucking someone off thru a sun roof

The male partner lays across the sunroof while is partner proceeds to top him off like a thirsty hampster

by The guy that saw tacos video February 27, 2024

Hampster Stuffer

Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of taping a rodents feet and shoving the person or persons penises up the rodent's anus.

"Your mother was a hampster stuffer."

"At least I don't hampster stuff.."

by TORIx September 07, 2008

hampstering fb

When you scroll down facebook like a hampster on a wheel. Just going down and down and down glazed over in boredom.

I need to stop hampstering fb and go watch McGuyver.

by spinal365 January 19, 2011

hampster bitch

A female with incredibly bad hygeine and/or is super slutty without shame or fear of disease.

Shes such a hampster bitch, she wanted to know what disease you have before you have sex.

by danythegirl March 26, 2018

hampster booty

a big, round, booty, that is really flat though. It makes you picture a hampsters booty, because it is round and smooth. Can mainly be found on librarians and large women.

That librarian is such a bitch, her hampster booty grosses me out!

by ava555 June 20, 2011

Hampster

It's the real way to spell hampster.

"I like hampsters."
"Me too! Just like I like balls."

by Gamergirl4lyfe4 March 02, 2022

Russian Hampster

An extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.

Person 1: Hey, what do you think about me hooking up with Jennifer tonight at her party?

Person 2: Yeah sure but watch out, she has a Russian Hampster

Person 1: Oh... nevermind

by elbocko March 21, 2011