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hampster booty

a big, round, booty, that is really flat though. It makes you picture a hampsters booty, because it is round and smooth. Can mainly be found on librarians and large women.
That librarian is such a bitch, her hampster booty grosses me out!
by ava555 June 20, 2011
mugGet the hampster bootymug.

hampster bitch

A female with incredibly bad hygeine and/or is super slutty without shame or fear of disease.
Shes such a hampster bitch, she wanted to know what disease you have before you have sex.
by danythegirl May 15, 2018
mugGet the hampster bitchmug.

Hampster Horay

The act of making love to a hampster with a biro
I fucked my hampster so hard it coughed ink! Hampster Horay
by Hampshire3321 October 15, 2008
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Hampster Stuffer

Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of taping a rodents feet and shoving the person or persons penises up the rodent's anus.
"Your mother was a hampster stuffer."

"At least I don't hampster stuff.."
by TORIx October 21, 2008
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hampster beard

A beard with style that looks like it takes influence from hipster trends and Amish beards. Hipster + Amish = Hampster.
The guy is rocking a gross hampster beard!
by antellect April 9, 2013
mugGet the hampster beardmug.

retarded hampster

by Bappo Hotel October 15, 2021
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Hampster

It's the real way to spell hampster.
"I like hampsters."
"Me too! Just like I like balls."
by Gamergirl4lyfe4 March 2, 2022
mugGet the Hampstermug.

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