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Crap Hammock

Those hammer style pants. The ones with the saggy bit round the bum. They look like they are their to catch your shite when you have a drunken accident.
What d'ya think of my MC Hammer pants?

Why they're an awesome crap hammock!
by Rubix crude November 30, 2010
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Pantie Hammock

When a naked man and a dressed woman are having vaginal sex while the males testicles are cradled in the woman's panties like a cup. Everything but the testicles and penis remain outside of the woman's clothes.
“I executed a pantie hammock with Jessica after school
by JojoErectedAdventure March 17, 2020
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Clam Hammock

dude look at that clam hammock

eww i see seepage
by penisy December 5, 2009
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Sack Hammock

A holster for a bulls testicular sack during castration. The sack catches the testicles upon removal allowing for clean and safe transport of said testicles.
Farmer: Thank God for this sack hammock or I'd be picking up these nuts off the ground with my hand.
by boneless canary May 25, 2009
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Head Hammock

A normal bed pillow place behind a females head while the male is in the dominant postion (sitting on her chest) during oral sex. Then grabbing the pillow's four corners with both hands one can use the head hammock to work the females head during oral negotiaions.
Sweatheart was tired of me pulling on her ears during oral so I placed her head in the head hammock and let'er rip.

It's a Hammock for Heads and.... a Hammock for Head!!!
by TheNewVanStu November 22, 2011
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Boob Hammock

A bra that is either really comfortable, or doesn't have a painful under wire that digs into your skin.
"I just bought this new lace Boob Hammock from Victoria's Secret, and it is so comfortable
by I'm a mouse duh September 20, 2016
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Australian Hammock

The act of having sex between two trees(specifically very close to each other) where the women wraps her hands behind one tree and the man leans his back on the other and lifting her legs around him thus resembling the shape of a hammock
hey did you guys hear about chad? he took his girlfriend out into the woods last night and gave her an australian hammock!
by DixonCiderBut January 28, 2021
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