The act of having sex between two trees(specifically very close to each other) where the women wraps her hands behind one tree and the man leans his back on the other and lifting her legs around him thus resembling the shape of a hammock
hey did you guys hear about chad? he took his girlfriend out into the woods last night and gave her an australian hammock!
by DixonCiderBut January 28, 2021
Get the Australian Hammockmug. A conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment pass out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.
Do you know where Justin is?
He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
by Lobster Fest 2009 March 5, 2010
Get the hammock statusmug. Those hammer style pants. The ones with the saggy bit round the bum. They look like they are their to catch your shite when you have a drunken accident.
by Rubix crude November 30, 2010
Get the Crap Hammockmug. by penisy December 5, 2009
Get the Clam Hammockmug. When a naked man and a dressed woman are having vaginal sex while the males testicles are cradled in the woman's panties like a cup. Everything but the testicles and penis remain outside of the woman's clothes.
by JojoErectedAdventure March 17, 2020
Get the Pantie Hammockmug. A holster for a bulls testicular sack during castration. The sack catches the testicles upon removal allowing for clean and safe transport of said testicles.
Farmer: Thank God for this sack hammock or I'd be picking up these nuts off the ground with my hand.
by boneless canary May 25, 2009
Get the Sack Hammockmug. A bra that is either really comfortable, or doesn't have a painful under wire that digs into your skin.
by I'm a mouse duh September 20, 2016
Get the Boob Hammockmug.