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Australian Hammock

The act of having sex between two trees(specifically very close to each other) where the women wraps her hands behind one tree and the man leans his back on the other and lifting her legs around him thus resembling the shape of a hammock
hey did you guys hear about chad? he took his girlfriend out into the woods last night and gave her an australian hammock!
by DixonCiderBut January 28, 2021
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hammock status

A conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment pass out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.
Do you know where Justin is?

He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
by Lobster Fest 2009 March 5, 2010
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Crap Hammock

Those hammer style pants. The ones with the saggy bit round the bum. They look like they are their to catch your shite when you have a drunken accident.
What d'ya think of my MC Hammer pants?

Why they're an awesome crap hammock!
by Rubix crude November 30, 2010
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Clam Hammock

dude look at that clam hammock

eww i see seepage
by penisy December 5, 2009
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Pantie Hammock

When a naked man and a dressed woman are having vaginal sex while the males testicles are cradled in the woman's panties like a cup. Everything but the testicles and penis remain outside of the woman's clothes.
“I executed a pantie hammock with Jessica after school
by JojoErectedAdventure March 17, 2020
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Sack Hammock

A holster for a bulls testicular sack during castration. The sack catches the testicles upon removal allowing for clean and safe transport of said testicles.
Farmer: Thank God for this sack hammock or I'd be picking up these nuts off the ground with my hand.
by boneless canary May 25, 2009
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Boob Hammock

A bra that is either really comfortable, or doesn't have a painful under wire that digs into your skin.
"I just bought this new lace Boob Hammock from Victoria's Secret, and it is so comfortable
by I'm a mouse duh September 20, 2016
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