HAL

HAL means Hoes Aint Loyal

Huncho - Hey Shon, I saw your girl with another dude last night
Shon - HAL bro... HAL

by HALShonny February 3, 2022

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a bisexual boi who is really attracted to zebra furries, and the opposite of a normie, but will sometimes call others that are not normies a normie. but a pretty cool fun guy

hey did u see hal last night?
yeah he kept asking to watch this zebra documentary on national geographic it was weird.

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom February 5, 2018

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Hal

The last family to descend from Charles the Great, also known as Charles V.

More commonly known as van Hal.

His name is van Hal.

by ValkyrianRage March 29, 2018

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hal brown

Pale, hairy, creepy, nerd. Resembles a guerrilla or big foot but in human form.

He's a "hal brown". I know, he needs to shaves of something.

by Sloaner Boaner December 8, 2017

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A endearment used by the courtship Zenyx who later (when they ended) vowed to eachother to never use it on anyone else

Thank you for for being my hal

by Ael :) December 10, 2023

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A man who enjoys a good job as a top celebrity chef, but suffers from poor self masturbation. He usually gains help from a sibling or parent/guardian to finish the process of masturbation for him, up to the point of orgasm.

"He sure is a great cook but I've heard Johnny is a... Hal Baker."

by JackSimmons6754 December 30, 2011

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