Hanover

A small town in South Shore of Massachusetts is basically a town where you are either rich or poor, no inbetween. The whole town has almost no diversity. Almost all whiteys. The school system is full of boys and girls who like to smell sharpies a little too much. The girls dress like they walked out of a Hollister, with apsolutely no curves and the boys dress like complete trash. The only reason anyone moves here is because of the "good school system" or you wont be accepted anywhere else. There are almost no sidewalks so you can't walk anywhere and It is probably one of the shittiest town in the south shore.

Welcome to Hanover.

PS- Take it from someone who has lived there their whole life.

"Dude, I need some pot. Where should we get some?"
"Uhhh... Hanover?"

by E!!en...WOAH August 17, 2008

east hanover

so yeah when you think of jersey and east hanover you think of snooki and all italians. while the italian part may be true snooki lives in florham park now so go hate on them. we don’t wish we were from livingston we are perfectly great in eh! yes we party and yes we are crazy but that’s why everyone loves us!! come on who wouldn’t wanna live in an all italian town that has party’s every other week!!

friend 1: yo we’re going to my second half cousin’s sisters friend’s birthday wanna come?
friend 2: yo is that sally scrivo!!
friend 1: how’d ya know?
friend 2: i met her last night at the pizzeria Romeo and Juliet in East Hanover. let’s go!!

by ehgirl4ever!!lovejersey June 11, 2018

halve

the most headass bitch ass fuck to ever exist. she also constantly makes good jokes and is very clingy. she has a very loud laugh.

“my god, you’re such a goddamn halve”

by footlong subway April 23, 2018

Halsvernichter

A dog straight from the depths of Hell, forged from Satans sperm cells and crusty red asshole. No one will ever know quite the mystery for it has been forsaken. Halsvernichter means Throat Annhialator. If you ever come in contact with Hals, I do not know what to say.

Those two kids were having fun at the park until Halsvernichter came and ripped their throats out.

by Fleischklopfer January 31, 2019

Hanover MA

A town in the south shore of Massachusetts where the single girls are wildly average and the hot ones are locked up. A place where getting hammered on the weekends is a way of life. Kids walk around school stoned and pack the bathrooms just to get their juul rips in. Weekends are the best, as kids will get together in search of the house they are going to get hammered at. A place where everyone is somehow related to each other. Hockey and football run the town. Whatever you do gets around real quick in this small town. Lots of kids end up “stuck in high school.”

“Yo Teddy where we drinking tonight in Hanover Ma?”

“Chris’s. Lets hit EZ and load up on booz.”

by BakerTheJet October 15, 2019

Haloey

Polar opposite of horny.

This is when you are very turned off by a situation, and instead of feeling the mean devil making you wanna do the sweet dirty dirty actions of sin and hell .

You feel an angelic halo making you just really... Really not want to fuck/masturbate

You may be made haloey from someone unattractive trying to turn you on. And begin to wonder "oh shit... Maybe I am asexual".

You: *Watching compilations of Whoopi Goldberg sexiest moments 2020, layed in a puddle of sweat with dorito crumbs all over yourself*

Girlfriend: *Texts you* "Hi my sweet Prince, I hope you are having a lovely day, I've made a nice meal for you and I've got you something special :)"

You: *Texts back* "FFS you stupid little bitch you fucking made my video pause you really have to ruin it you make me so haloey. I HATE YOU! "

by JayFen May 18, 2020

Haloween

For the people who don't know how to spell Halloween correctly. Your welcome

he(text): hey its haloween . What are your plans for tonight?
she(text): I don't know maybe i should become your english teacher and teach you spellings.

by dababyjr. May 13, 2021