haverclown

A well off white kid from havertown that thinks they are from the hood. They talk and act just like the latest trendy hip-hop fad and act like they are poor kids from west, north or southwest philly.
or
wigger

Tom asked? Why is that rich kid acting like he's from the hood?
Joe replied, O he's a haverclown

by adud610 February 11, 2010

Sex-Haver

The opposite of an incel, being a Sex-Haver means one has internalized themselves as a haver-of-sex. This often results in bold and unpredictable behavior and occasionally acts of violence not seen from incels.

The Sex-Havers are also a domestic terrorist organization founded by a notorious Twitter and Gab shitposter named Ducky.

"The Sex-Havers are inevitable! We are unstoppable! 2021 is the year of the Sex-Havers!" -Ducky

"The Sex-Havers will never stop having sex."
-Ducky

"Gm Sex-Havers."
-Ducky

by FatDogAutsm July 17, 2021

Haive

To Desire Possetion Of, To be in Possetion of something important.

This is my computer for me to Haive.
Please get me a Soda for me to haive. For my Very ownself.

by Rukas December 23, 2003

Havier

A GOD, the greatest man to have ever lived.

You should worship this man, as he is a 'Havier'.

by Tomazo Ozi May 22, 2019

Sex-haver

A derogatory term for someone who has sexual intercourse.

Sonic: you might touch the finnish line, but you never touched a woman
Jet the Hawk: You're right, I haven't lost my virginity... BECAUSE I NEVER LOSE! See you later sex-haver! Hahahaha
Sonic: Well, if I can't take his trophy... then i'll have to take his virginity!

Jet the Hawk: what the fuck

by slovakheroaugustus February 14, 2023

haverlock

haverlock is the last name of an amazing family. they are known all around canada and are some of the most loved people there.

Girl 1: hey did you go to the haverlock’s party last night.

Girl 2: yeah it was awesome i love them

by tori•lynn January 21, 2021

Haverford Dances

A dance where almost anyone can get in. But watch out, you MUST wear lacoste, le tigre or a 2" mini skirt to get in! JcPenny will just not do it there. This dance includes trashy sluts from baldwin, episcopal, and agnes irwin that will do anything to get a piece of haverfordor episcopal if their REALLY desperate ass. It also has the average Haverford asshole boys that will dance with any girl that will make out with them or "grind" with them. Be careful, virginity is NOT acceptable...it's most likely taken from you there.

I went to the Haverford Dance last night and totally grinded with this chick that I thought was hot at first, but reaized she was my cousin...

by Srarocksyoursocks April 16, 2005