Hypocrite 

Virtually the only insult that goths/punks know.

RB: If you guys are all about individuality, why do you all have the same artificially-black hair, black nails, bobby-pinned clothes, and plaid pants?

Punk: Dude, you're such a frekin' hypocrite!

Hypocrite by Rodney Basil May 20, 2004

hypocrite 

Most ignorant black people nowadays.

Black guy 1: Yo ma nigga!
Black guy 2: Waddup ma nigga!
White guy: Hey niggers! :)
Black guys: >:( Man wajoo jus say?! Ima beatcho ass, mutha fucka!
White guy: Oh what the heck AHH!! Damn hypocrites!

hypocrite by AMNlinkinparkfan115 January 5, 2011

hypocrite 

A word for someone who is and/or does the same thing that they accuse others of doing or being.

Most commonly found in dating, battle of the sexes, marriage, politics, parenting, divorce, high school and acts of jealousy.

An annoying form of insanity (because one would have to have a twisted view to be repeatedly hypocritical), stupidity and immaturity.

Annoying hypocrite "I had sex with this slut last night"
Non-hypocrite "Then are you not a slut too? And what if she like sex more than you but is just more sucessful? If you could nail every chick you would. Doesn't that make you also slut AND a bit of a loser?"
Annoying hypocrite "No, men are studs and allowed to have sex but if a woman does she is a slut"
Non-hypocrite "Then who are you supposed to have sex with if women are not allowed?"

Different Annoying hypocrite "That guy was a verbally abusive, good for nothing loser! I told him that last night"

Different Annoying hypocrite 2 "I dumped him because he was obsessed with breasts.. plus his penis was too small"

hypocrite by Erinnnn April 20, 2008

Hypocrite 

A hypocrite is someone who is critical of a certain practice when they themselves are engaging in the very same practice.

Anyone who supports illegal immigration in Arizona yet maintains locks on the doors of their homes and businesses to keep people from just walking in and taking anything they may need to make a better life for themselves or their families is a hypocrite.

Hypocrite by Markwonder May 14, 2010

Hypocrite 

Nick Clegg

Nick Clegg is a classic example of a hypocrite.

I just voted on increasing tuition fees by 300%, but it's still our policy to abolish tuition fees

Hypocrite by umyk1 December 14, 2010

hypocrite 

A person who claims to be something that he or she is not. A contradictory person. A two-faced person.

Most Christians are hypocrites.

hypocrite by AYB February 27, 2003

Hypocrite 

Someone who says they would never do say or feel something and then they do it anyway, sometimes not even knowing it at the time.

Someone who sets rules or guidelines for themselves, but can never live up to it.

Someone who says they hate when other people do something, but they do it anyway.

bob: i hate when people write really long myspace pages!!its a waste of space.

steve: Yeah me too dude. Oh wait, ive seen yours and it IS pretty long..

bob: oh cmon. so what. i mean its not THAT long..is it? ..only 12 paragraphs...

steve: your such a hypocrite.

Hypocrite by Hmmm. ? July 27, 2009