Humpty Dumpty Dumbass

A person whose IQ points are so low it's funny - anyone who has an IQ score of 70 or below is considered this.

Person 1 (Humpty Dumpty Dumbass): I was supposed to cook a pie today and it said to put it at 120 degrees, I measured a protractor to 120 degrees, and it didn't even feel warm to the touch after I set a timer for one hour! It melted! It said on the package set at 120 degrees for 45 - 60 minutes!! I'm suing McCain's for making a pie that doesn't cook and just sits in your oven like a pile of shit!!!!

Person 2: Holy fucking shit Kyle I told you this a thousand times! Your oven has a button that says "Bake" and you press it to set the degrees in celsius or fahrenheit, NOT A FUCKING MEASUREMENT ON YOUR STUPID NO FUCKING GOOD PROTRACTOR!! HUMPTY DUMPTY DUMBASS!

by beeytch\ April 18, 2017

Humpty Dumpkin

The act of having vaginal sex while relieveing oneself of fecal matter.

"Dood, I was taking this huge dump the other day, when this chick came in and just rode my cock! It was amazing!" Paul "The Sodomizer"

by Pinksocker69 September 13, 2004

humpty dumpty

Refers to a person who likes to sleep around.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

humpty-dumpty

when my extremely small poodle tries to hump my larger poodles face in a very innapropriate yet hilarious manner that is soo funny i wanna pissy my pants!! or my smaller poodle moving in an up and down motion repetedly in a fast manner on the female dogs wrong end aka her face. ewwwwww!

small dog~ ---humpy-dumpty!--- ---humpty-dumpty!---

larger dog~ ---growls--- thats my F'in face!! MORON!!

by deeka-deeka-beetcha January 2, 2010

humpty dumpty

A cutesy word for sex. Used by couples who have similar pet names for everything else.

Want to have humpty dumpty later?

by chapter34 May 11, 2011

humpty dumpty

This is when you fuck a short, fat girl or guy in the ass.

Keisha and I are gonna do the humpty dumpty tonight!

Don't call me tonight. Mike and I will be doing the humpty dumpty.

by Buttsacola July 30, 2010

Humpty Dumpty

When you are intoxicated to the point that while taking a dump, you actually lose balance and fall off onto the floor.

"Damn man, i was so fucked up friday that i woke up in the morning with a tampon stuck up my ass."

"Dude thats nothing, im STILL cleaning up from where i ended up pulling a humpty dumpty before i even got it all out of me."

by Skat Daddy December 7, 2009