humpty dumpty

This is when you fuck a short, fat girl or guy in the ass.

Keisha and I are gonna do the humpty dumpty tonight!

Don't call me tonight. Mike and I will be doing the humpty dumpty.

by Buttsacola July 30, 2010

CREST

You are getting a blowjob and just before you explode, you tell your partner to smile then you unload your cum all over their teeth!

Man she gave me such a great blow job I crested her!
No blow job is complete without crest!!

by Buttsacola July 30, 2010

LEZBEANS

A vegetable dish thats a favorite among dykes, that helps the ladies maintain healthy bowels.

Nancy made the ladies a lezbean casserole.
We women need our lezbeans to keep us regular.

by buttsacola July 31, 2010