herp paste

Rubbing somebody's toothbrush all over a woman's herp-ridden vagina, and then leaving it there for the owner of the toothbrush to brush their teeth with.

I got back at my ex girlfriend by leaving her some herp paste!

by I love vodka October 22, 2008

Herp Derpes

An acquired disease of herpes when the recipient got it from someone who has blatantly obvious herpes,;you would have to be blind to miss it. Indicating the "herp derp" part of the word.

Mike: Dude, I just did it with the new chick.
John: Why? She has herpes, are you stupid?
Mike: Fuck me man, now I got herp derpes.

by Frostblade468 June 19, 2011

Herp Derp

A sexually transmitted disease contracted from sex with dick mongrels.

She was tryin to slob on my knob, and I was like 'Nah, trick I aint tryin to get no herp derp, get off my dick!'

by ghobi and tcap October 5, 2010

Herp a derp

Herpes.

Fuck a ho and you might just get the herp a derp.

by timmy9999 November 13, 2011

Herp Derp

Herpes

guy 1: what is that on your lip?

guy 2: It's herp derp.

by fjkhwlsbvipeuv May 7, 2018

Herp-a-Derp

A woman who is cute but dumb; Herp: Cute girl; Derp: Dumb

GF: Umm... Derp. Let's go to the mall.

L: Kevin your girlfiend is a Herp-a-Derp....
K: No she isn't.

by Koowhipfluke October 26, 2010

Herp Derp

to act in the way of sexual conduct, and to release tension in the process.

He herped her til she derped.

Go herp yourself.

He derped on her face.

They herp derped

by nfalse March 1, 2011