He thought he was Italian

An anti-semitic dog whistle phrase. Used when encountering someone who is Jewish. It is a play on the "Italian's aren't Jewish" joke, see the relevant family guy skit. The phrase itself is ironically derived from the title of a song, He Thought He was Italian by The Barcelona Gypsy Klezmer Orchestra, this song is a very Jewish, Klezmer song. It is unclear whether the two "He's" mentioned in the title are two different people(ie, someone thought that another person was Italian and they were actually Jewish) or if it is both the same man(ie, a person from Italy is unaware of their Jewish ancestry.

"Italian music. Yeah right. He thought he was Italian."

by Tourniquette October 28, 2025

S(he) S(hit) (Her)self

Very emotional and may lead to severe depression caused by the deep feelings produced by this saying

he hit her=she shit herself S(he) S(hit) (Her)self

by bigdaddynat April 21, 2019

He dead bro he dead

When he died in a funny way

Guy-*dies by getting hit by a flying fist*

Me "he dead bro he dead

by He dead bro he dead March 16, 2022

He breaks your heart I break his legs

A phrase usually used by a guy to tell a girl that if another guy hurts her emotionally that he's there for her. Example: He will beat the living shit out of the other guy so that when his mother looks at him she says "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ what happened?" Most commonly used when a girl is going to get with another guy when the person saying this phrase has a crush on the girl.

Sally: I might go out with Johnny.
Mike: He breaks your heart I break his legs.
Mike: I'll break him so bad, when his mom looks at him she'll say "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ."
Sally: Wow you really mean that Mike?
Mike: Yup.
Sally: I might think twice about going out with that asshole Johnny now..
Mike's thought: oriighht

by MrDinkleberry November 6, 2005

He filled up her pool

when a male ejaculates onto a females stomach and fills up her belly button.

Dude, last night him and his girl got it on, and he filled up her pool.

by Linny_AbAbY March 18, 2011

he'in and he'in

When two dudes are together romantically but without letting anyone know that they are together.

Those two guys are a little too close, I think they might be he'in and he'in.

I thought the gay bar would be a fun experience but it was too much he'in and he'in for me.

by TheChief77 April 20, 2017

he she or he/she or he-she

A man who dresses like a woman; usually one who can actually be mistaken as a woman. He-she's are usually one step away from gettin sex change operations.

BOB: Damn! That girl is hot!
TONY: That ain't a girl. That's a he-she!

by Nasty Nate June 23, 2003