Hau¡

The coolest god on earth.

Hau¡ is the Coolest dude EVER!!!

by dillon88 February 6, 2017

Shen Hau

Shen Hau is the kindest man I’ve ever met❤️ He is very good in doing the things he likes!
He can be very tsundere at times as he doesn’t express himself much. He loves cats and fluffy plushies. He cannot wake up on time everyday, he tends to sleep very late at night. I bet he snoozes his alarm x6373648382 times.

Shen Hau is a lovely person.

by kawaiinekochandesu November 22, 2021

Gilde-haus

A pussy that can’t handle straight liquor

Hey guys let’s go drink white claws I’m a gilde-haus

by Dylbgreg June 27, 2021

Maus Haus

The Maus Haus is the ultimate version of the Maus it was planned to be built 1945 if not the war had ended.
It was to be disguised as a haus and be able to destroy any tank and would change the war in the Germans favor.
If this wunderwaffe had been created history would be entirely different.

Hitler-Vie need zo make ze maus haus today or ve vill loose ze war
Porsche-No need fam I got it just wait until september 1945

by MausHausE100 November 13, 2018

Hau

Real life NTR.

I heard Hau's relationship is a little rocky right now. That's why I'm smashing his girl.

by agsdgf224 June 1, 2018

haus

haus (noun): a fancy way of saying "house" that only data trolls use to sound important when talking about where they keep their precious online assets.

digital assets are social media accounts lots of data, streaming accounts media consumption data, nutrition & fitness apps health data, etc..

in addition to crypto currencies, NFTs, and other FinTech people already see as digital assets.

own your haus

"musicians can save money and time growing their fanbase by storing a backup of their data in a haus, why not make it a home you own with playhaus?"

by 3l pr0f February 18, 2023

Haus katze

house cat but in german

"where is the haus katze?
" in your room"

by Crispylizard43 May 28, 2022