Hammer

To masturbate using two hands

Jim wanted to mix it up, so he used the hammer.

by panchito loquito October 30, 2011

hammer

A man who frequently sides with women.

Shawn- "No Thyane, I think Mary gets shot gun, Your "no blitz" was canceled out by...."
Thayne- "Dude! your such a HAMMER!

by Shawn & Thayne December 27, 2007

Hammer

Hottie with a body. Probably a big football doucher. One of the best looking people you will ever meet. Always has 2 ladies around him because he smells fantastic.

Look at Hammer over there with 8 ladies talking to him.

by Doojie2 March 3, 2010

hammer

a big mistake. A catostrophe of epic proportions that will cause the responsible party to get in serious trouble. From the shortened phrase "you would have been better off to throw a hammer into it!"

Ex 1 Dude, you really hammered last night...you need to stay at my place while the dust settles?

Ex 2 "What happened to Joe?"
"He got fired because he hammered the big order."

by stasis___ January 27, 2007

hammer

when you excrete feces, the end product is shaped like the head of a hammer. it can hurt.

oh man, i ate so much pizza last night i hammered and it hurt like a motha f***er

by fartface January 27, 2008

Hammer

A nickname for people who wreck at playing baseball

to be given the nickname hammer, you must HAMMER THE BALL!!

by Jakieth Tequan Washington December 27, 2009

Hammer

Anyone who went to sussex Hamilton high school

Look at that dumbass, must be a hammer

by Likehats52 August 28, 2016