Halloween 

The one day out of the whole 365 days for girl of america to dress up as slutty as they can and not not care. Basicly a competition of "whos more slutty".

Guy one: god i love halloween.
Guy two: why?
Guy one: LOOK AT THEM
Guy two: yeah, i got a boner off of that one chick. i give her a 9/10
Guy one: yeah.. basicly.

Halloween by JJCAKESS(SUPER NINJA) March 12, 2009

Halloween 

1. the cheap holiday the gives little kids the opportunity to blackmail others into giving candy
2. the chezzy holiday that gives parents an excuse to embarress their kids even more by dressing like freaks
3. an excuse for teenage girls to dress like whores, go to parties, get drunk, and get undressed in public

1. i'm going to be Spongebob Quarepants for halloween! trick or Treat!
2. Parents: I'm dressingup like Oprah his year!
3. Slutz: I'm gonna be a playboy bunny! like, ohmigod!

Halloween by Missqtpie92 December 28, 2005

Halloween 

That one day of the year when fat middle aged women let themselves go by dressing up in cheap slutty outfits thinking they are oh so sexy and are going to get their groove on. You will usually find them line dancing to such songs as "The Monster Mash" while getting very drunk and obnoxious. There is usually a rigged competition for the sluttiest outfit. You will find these suburban women the next morning raving about what a great party it was and planning next years bash over coffee. Very scary!

Ex: "Hey guess what time of the year it is?"

"Oh Don't remind me, Halloween"

Halloween by sweetfeet45 October 11, 2011

halloween 

Adapted from All Hallow's Eve, a slightly clever, not-so-subtle ploy by American corporations to make the youth of our country into mindless consumer whores.

person 1: Dude, I got the awesomest Halloween costume!
person 2: Kill yourself. Douche.
person 1: How'd you guess?

halloween by Nathan Frey October 30, 2004

Halloween 

/'hæləʊ'i:n/ noun. Annual holiday with origin in the Celtic festival of Samhain. It's present secular form is now a festival where women let out their inner slut and where most men have followed their urge to dress up as women at least once.

We've come a long way at Halloween from the pagan rituals of Samhain...

Halloween by sushi_dinner November 1, 2009

Halloween 

October 31st. While this holiday was meant for little kids to walk around and get candy, it is also used as an excuse for everyone else to get trashed and for girls to dress up in costumes that barely cover their bodies.

”In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.”
Cady Heron, Mean Girls (2004)

Halloween by justanotheramerican November 2, 2011

Halloween 

Screw Christmas and get out your witch hats because Halloween is the BEST HOLIDAY

Halloween is amazing

Halloween by bluuskkye77 September 26, 2018