Hair Compensator

Hair Compensator is a guy who is going bald on top but grows a ponytail in the back. Also grows a massive beard to make up for lack of head hair.

Hey look at pony tail dude. Yeah, what a Hair Compensator...he went bald on top so he is making up for it by growing it long in the back. At least it's better than a comb-over Trump style !

by EightBall February 5, 2014

hair is laid

When someone's hair looks really good because it is pressed or flat-ironed to the point of satisfaction to viewers of the hair

Person 1: hey, gurl! Just did my hair. sending you a pic in a sec.
Person 2: okay.....Dang gurl! yo hair is laid!
Person 1: thanks. Tried really hard too. so it looks good?
Person 2: it looks great!

by Perkiiperkins September 3, 2013

Hair Curtain

When someone uses their hair to shield their face during awkward situations.

LINDSAY felt so awkward in front of her boss that she put up her hair curtain and pretended that she was invisible.

by tinyunicorn June 24, 2015

hair nazi

A crazy Italian bitch that opened a salon across from a pizza parlor. Motherfucks you every time you come to get your haircut! Wide eyed and big nostrils! Bitch is CRAZY!

Dude: I’m going to get my haircut today .
Other dude: by who?
Dude: the hair Nazi......
Other dude: holy shit bro....that bitch is crazy!
Dude: I know bro...she’s the fucking hair Nazi!!!!!

by Hair nazi May 22, 2018

Hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun

This term is used by jim lahey, the trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys. It is one of his many shit analogies used through out the show.

"You idiots have loaded up a hair triggered double barreled shit machine gun and it's pointed at your own heads". The rights to the quote is property of trailer park boys.

by Dr. Phillip Shetrom June 16, 2014

hair cave

hair cave, noun

1. a hairstyle favored by women who are overweight or think they are. The typical hair cave frames the face while covering the sides of it so the roundness or fattiness of the face is concealed, giving the appearance of someone looking out of a cave made of hair.

The hair cave on Amanda's facebook picture didn't fool anyone.

by Immodest August 4, 2012

hair shirt

a garment to induce some degree of discomfort or pain as a sign of repentance and atonement

My brother sinner, even though I completely understand your need for purgation, there isn't a man among us with half a conscience who doesn't keep a hair shirt as a permanent part of his wardrobe.

by dstrube December 18, 2010