no one gives

A short way of saying no one gives a (crap, sh*t, f*ck, et.) usually to avoid saying the curse word but also to say a shorter version. Someone may want to include the curse word, but it might not be the right place and time to say it.

"You got a 99 and not a 100 on your math test?." "Guess what? no one gives ." (Pretend their in school or some place where you should be polite.)

by CarolineForbes1469 May 21, 2018

guves

almost achieving a task

darn josh, you guvesed it

by guves February 14, 2017

National A boy gives a girl their hoodie day

A boy has to give a girl their hoodie either a girlfriend, best friend or friend

Girl:you have to give me your hoodie
Boy:ummmm why
Girl:it’s national a boy gives a girl their hoodie day
Boy: ok her...

by Someone random on this earth November 13, 2019

Gives good phone

when a girl or guy but i prefer girl sounds really hot and horny over the phone , and causes you to get a hard on .

I was talkin to Ashley last night Wow she gives good phone.

by AntonioSancho August 23, 2006

gynesyphacoot

a combination of gonnohrea, syphilus, and coot all in one.

note: coot is any other kind of coochie funk.

Dude, I wouldn't bang her with your cock. She has gynesyphacoot.

She had something wrong with her shit. Maybe it's gynesyphacoot?

by Sammy Patrick September 10, 2003

When life gives you lemons

When life gives you lemons, you say thank you. Why do you need lemonade? Huh. Why do you got be soooo extra and burn some fossil fuels while you’re processing your lemonade. Lemons are HEALTHY!!!!! EAT THE LEMON!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, eat the lemon it’s healthy smelthy

by theogcooler May 29, 2018

Gives None

verb; To not care,

-"aye did you see him getting on your girl?"

-"ya but i got on her best friend, GIVES NONE!"

by lilshady February 23, 2011