grandom

adj.

A greatly random act or action that is sudden and perplexes those who encountered it leaving them dumbfound. A step above random, thus the g for greatly random shortened to grandom.

John: Did you see the guy at the reception with a top hat?
Mark: No why?
John: He was so grandom, he started speaking German and throwing rubber ducks out of his suit case while playing the Macarena on a boombox all while he Capoeira.
Mark: ...damn, what hell was that?

by Jphn KL. March 8, 2018

Grandomized

Randomized on a grand scale.

The poker tournament was amazing. It was so sporadic the dealer said it was totally grandomized.

by King_Of_English September 8, 2018

Cup n' Gandoid

Something that beyond bad and just plain sucks.

This damn practice is so cup n' gandoid i just want to get out and leave.

by Cup-Shot December 16, 2004

Gandolf Golf

Golf involving two or more people who are but are not limited to Men with Swords, Wizards, And Hobbits

Yo furry feet, wanna play some Gandolf Golf

by Dik Dik Van Dik June 3, 2004

Grandom

To grind on randoms

Dude A: What u up to tonight?

Dude B: Gonna get drunk and grandom!

by Mr Grandom August 3, 2009

Gandolphing

Much like the "Dirty Sanchez",Gandolphing someone is when you slap them with your penis,while still covered in excrement from a rescent entrance threw someone's back door.

I love Gandolphing hookers in the face.

by Joe to the V to the Lane August 29, 2012

Guando

1. Pertaining to, or resembling semen.

"Oh man! I got guando all over my threads, that chick ain't gonna want none of this now, sheeeeeeaa!! I was lookin' fly too"
"Bill asked Monica how she could be so callous as to not have washed the guando off of her dress."
"Man have you seen Danny De Vito recently? Man, that dude looks like a guando with arms and legs"

by Michael Cowen December 14, 2008