DIRTY GUNTCHEZ

WHEN A SICK FUCKING DUDE IS FUCKING A FAT FUCK AND TAKES HIS HANDS AND RUNS IT ACCROSS HER GUNT RASH, AND THEN PUTS SOME GUNT CHEESE ON HER UPPER LIP

dude, i was fucking this pig in the ass ,, i pulled it out ,, flipped her over ,, gave her a dirty guntchez her over ,, gave her a dirty guntchez

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 7, 2009

grunty

to defecate

When I was a child and I farted my mom would ask me if I needed to grunty.

by Boppboppalooboppawhopbamboom October 3, 2003

Gaunty

The act of straddling a dirty toilet and expelling a fat turd into the toilet, but it swings and inadvertently lands in the underwear instead of the toiletbowl.

Dude, Tarnell was over at Pooka's house pinchin off a loaf and he ended up doin a gaunty in his drawers!

by Simpkins November 5, 2013

Gunjy

An Australian 2d pilled pedo who will be remembered forever.

Person 1: Man that girl is hot
Gunjy: nah man, 3dpd are cunts I'm 2d pilled

by 2dpilledman September 19, 2018

Gunt

noun.- A combination of a Gut and a Cunt. A gunt manifests itself as a fat outcropping of flesh at the base of the lower torso (below the belly button but above the crotch).

In extreme cases the size of the gunt may make location of the genitals difficult to impossible.

For some reason individuals possessing a fat gunt often feel the need to excentuate their 'assets' by wearing tight leggings or tube tops.

Jo: "...walking back to her husband across the beach, her gunt flapping in the wind.."
Everyone: "Bwaahahaha.... GUNT!!"

by Olly J April 22, 2006

guntlers

(noun) decorative tattoo (often tribal in design) applied to the cunt gut of an over-weight individual.

Man, check out that hog Dave is slobbering on - she has mighty guntlers.

by superm0nkey May 20, 2007

GUNTCUSSION

1. A GUNT INDUCED CONCUSSION

2. WHEN HIT ON THE HEAD BY A FREE WHEELING GUNT CAUSING A CONCUSSION

WHEN THAT FAT CHICK UNSNAPPED HER PANTS HER GUNT FLEW OUT, HIT ME AND GAVE ME A GUNTCUSSION

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 19, 2009