guyperbole

Fanciful, hyperbolic exaggeration by a youthful male, usually about chicks, booze or sex.

Cory: How was the frat party, bro?
Floyd: Historic, dude. I drank 47 beers and banged every chick from Gamma Delta Phi.
Cory: Dude, that's some serious guyperbole.
Floyd: Straight up, dude. Those sorority bitches were beggin' for it.
Cory: No way; that's like 30 chicks!
Floyd: 29, but one brought her Mom.
Cory: You did the Mom, too?? No way!
Floyd: Way-way, dude. That freak-bitch couldn't get enough.
Cory: Dude, you are the King of Spank!

by Etymological Gangsta January 16, 2010

Gulder

An ulster scots word meaning to shout.

Ulster Scots:
Will ye stap doin tha or yer ma il gulder.
English:
Will you stop ding that or your mum will shout

by Niflernichikifihywy December 29, 2019

Gumperts

Men that are thirsty for baby mamas

"Look at these three gumperts trying to holler at Jessica. She's holding a baby"

by BAUWLUH April 20, 2015

Gupers

Something that is extreme or epic. Can be a bad or good thing.

While in Germany, I ordered a plate of meat ravoli, which turned out to be a giant sausage patty with a pork chop underneath it, giant meatball - not potatoes. Then to complete the plate, there was still a sausage link underneath a shit ton of gravy. It was quite gupers!

by Moseby July 18, 2010

Gumper Whole

A cavity in your mouth that fills with meat, doritos, and other food causing a foul smell in the mouth. Also known as the tooth rot.

Damn I got sum bad gumper whole.

by Virgin Of Luck June 27, 2006

guppering

A sexual practice between 2 homosexual males in which the dominant male inserts a piece of raw bacon, tied to a length of string, into his partner's mouth, who proceeds to swallow it. When the dominant male is approaching climax he yanks the string out, forcing the other man to gag and clench, enhancing the orgasm.

Bored with felching and shrimping, Quentin decided to introduce guppering to Horace after dinner.

by wrighty-rm November 3, 2008

chode gulpers

an extremely tasty THICK and STICKY drink that the White Warrior takes to block sun on his sensitive skin

Finnigan: OHHHH!!! that flash light is buring my skin

ThongKing: Here drink this chode gulper!!!!

Finnigan: OHHH YEA!!! Finally the burning has stoppped

by The Realest March 7, 2003