guitar

a stringed instrument that when played, will help you get laid

"I got genital herpes and inpregnated 2 chicks from playing guitar so much last night"

by guitarist1 November 10, 2008

guitar

A 6-or-12 stringed instrument, made of either wood any nylon/metal or plastic and nylon/metal.

An acoustic guitar is made of wood, and consists of 6 or 12 tuners, a neck, a body and a hole out of which sound echoes from the strings. Strings can be tightened or loosened to produce sharp or flat sounds.

An electric guitar is more commonly plugged into an amplifier, producing a louder, crunchier sound. It has no hole but uses a metal bridge to send the vibrations to the amplifier.

I play Dylan on my guitar...

by wendy lane May 23, 2003

guitar

Six stringed instrument with an electric variety used to deafen oneself through the use of an amplifier. If one gets good, one can play in a band and crowd surf.

Dude, your guitar is like so, yeah

by gooby goo October 23, 2003

guitar

A very potent Weapon used by Christians to slowly suck out your soul by sitting by camp fires sinning kum-by-ahhh

Me: Good Grief there are some christians over there with guitars quick lets get out of here before they try to be nice to us!!

My Friend: ARGH!! they got me I can feel my inteligence bleeding out!

by Mortez October 3, 2006

Guitar

When you play it, everyone leaves.

Please put that guitar down

by samtheman0360 December 15, 2014

Guitaring

v. 1 To play the guitar

I'd just as soon go home by myself and to some guitaring.

by Malagutigrrl February 4, 2010

guitaring

the action of hardcore gnarly shredding on the guitar to the point of apocalypse and death

"dude the sky is falling!"
"yup my band was guitaring just now"
"you bastard we're all doomed!"

by MarietheMetalHead October 8, 2008