Guitard

A retard that tries to play the guitar but fails like all retards do.

That guitard really sucks at playing the guitar.

by EMRAT February 18, 2003

guitarded

The inevitable state attained when a normally skilled guitar player loses said skill after over-imbibing in alcohol and/or other narcotics, and can no longer play a normally easy song or riff.

Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.

1)Fuck! I'm guitarded. 2)I'll play you this song unless I'm already too guitarded.

by Kdott December 6, 2006

guitarist

Musician (occassionally) who thinks the entire world revolves around him...

"You need to play less bass on this one so that I can put in a 20 minute guitar solo..."

Typical Response to the above: "Bollocks/Piss Off/Fuck Off/Die Scum" The list could continue forever...

by PSYCHOBASS July 15, 2003

the worlds best guitarist

The world's best guitarist is of course the one and only Jimmy Page. He himself mastering everything about the guitar. He Mastered music itself in many different styles and founding a new era of rock.

Jimmy Page not only created the best rock song ever (stairway to heaven) but also came up with many folk treasures (Black Mountain Side, White Summer, Bron-Y-Aur ect.)

by RockGod June 11, 2006

N*sinc With Guitars

1) a broad term covering bands like and not limited to: Good Carlotte, Simple Plan, Greenday, Linkin Park, Yellowcard, Sum 41, Hoobastank, and many other shit bands that sound like Nsinc with guitars in the background.
2)Good Charlotte
3) Bands liked by teeny boppers

Goth Poser #1) LiKe, OMG!!! I jUsT g0t TeH nEw LP cD!!!!
Goth Poser #2) w0w! LiKe BuRn Me A c0pY>> DeN iLL LiKe gIvE u A cOpY of mY GOOD CHARLOTTE cd!!!
Me) *WTF* im guessing you all have tickets to the yellowcard concert then? *caugh*

by rammstein666 February 24, 2005

Guitarist

Someone like who can play acoustic and electric guitar with speed, precision and power.

Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray, John Mayer or self taught guitarist Brandon Jarod.

by Zspock September 5, 2012

guitardo

A retarded guido. Commonly used to refer to cast members of the MTV show Jersey Shore.

Masculine: guitardo(s). Feminine: guitardette(s).

Human Being: Hey, what are you doing today?

Guido: G.T.L. baby. Gym, tanning, laundry. You gotta do the guido handbook.

Human Being: Wow! You f*#%ing guitardo! No! Bad guitardo!

by Ricardo Pellitardo August 6, 2011