Guido's Elbow

Often occurs after a guido performs a massive amount of fist pumping for a prolonged period of time. Similar to tennis elbow; just much more jacked and tan. Side-effects of this ailment can include: Elbow soreness, swelling in the elbow, inability to effectively consume jaeger-bombs, and retards a guido's ability to partake in their ritualistic pumping of the fist.

Man 1: Why is that guido pumping his fist so awkwardly?
Man 2: He was at an all night rave and pumped his fist so hard he contracted guido's elbow.
Man 1: Wow that sucks. Fucking guidos...

by Doc Untouchable January 5, 2010

Guild Wars

Like any MMORPG, Guild Wars has features such as an advanced Battle system, PvP, quests, missions, and varying monsters.

Unlike ANY MMORPG, Guild Wars is 100% free, with no monthly fee. And yet, the graphics still blow Blizzard's World of Warcraft totally away. It is definately worth the wait, and will arrive finally at our doors on the 28th of April.

I play Guild Wars online using Arena.net's server. I really like Guild Wars.

by Tagban April 13, 2005

Guidoflage

Having skin that is so orange, any orange piece of clothing blends in with your skin.

Person at club: Yo, did you see that girl over there with the orange top?

Other person at club: Oh, you mean the chick with the guidoflage? Yeah, she's like the invisible woman.

by Gopher D'Gusto January 10, 2011

GuidoLube

GuidoLube consists of ten parts extra virgin olive oil (EVOO) and one part flexall454 pain relieving cream. Created by TeamJimmy for the adventurous lover on a budget and looking to spice up their bedroom action. Can be used alone or with your partner

My girl is coming over tonight, said she wants to spice things up! So, I made up a fresh batch of GuidoLube for us tonight. Now That's a Spicey!

by TeamJimmy November 13, 2021

guidolino

A guidolino is a smaller version of a guido. They usually range from 10-14 and they try their hardest to be a hardcore guido. They usually attempt to glowstick,and they love techno music. They usually drink underaged, and smoke smarties. Guidos are already a pathetic excuse of a person, and guidolino's are even worse. The fad gets started younger and younger. Guido-linos dress guido, and they usually try to speak italian, even all they know is ciao, so they wont get too far.

Hey what is that kid doing at the discotecca, hes only 12 years old! Oh hes a guidolino, he loves to frollic and fistpump at the club.

by rofro May 2, 2009

guilfest

A small yet kickass festival in the town called guildford

this year blondie , the damned , the stranglers , ub40 and other great bands played at guilfest

by guildfordian July 23, 2004

Guildford

Lovely Town (yes it's a town NOT a city, like number 1 suggests, twat.) with lots of ladies with lovely titties.

Man 1: Hey Man, where are you from?
Man 2: Hey there, i'm from Guildford.
Man 1: Oh I hear it's not actually a city but a town with loads of fit chicks with lovely titties?'
Man 2: 'true'

by Guildford Phil June 2, 2011