by Original Gurf Queen February 8, 2005
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This is a cooperative term originated in the Ann Arbor Student Cooperatives, specifically in the Michigan House.
Though the term originated to refer to food, it is now expanded to anything that is available for use by anyone, for example, food, blankets, books, and penises.
This is a cooperative term originated in the Ann Arbor Student Cooperatives, specifically in the Michigan House.
Though the term originated to refer to food, it is now expanded to anything that is available for use by anyone, for example, food, blankets, books, and penises.
by gufflove September 15, 2010
Get the guff mug.A synonym for procrastination and lack of time or motivation to complete a task in the appropriate time.
by Azcan August 18, 2009
Get the guffy mug.A deep-chested laugh that jowly men with rudy faces give when they smack you on the back way to hard during the country club initiation in an effort to show you that your welcome/they are in charge.
Tom Swanson (ne Svenson) let loose a guffaw when Adiel began drunkenly singing the opening score from "Les Mes" due to its sheer novelty; the laugh itself was deep and rich and also a tad homoerotic, but in a genial and manly way.
by Chester Monrow February 25, 2009
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Origins: Onomatopoeic word describing a fart that starts with a short, low musical note, followed by a more prolonged, muffled “fffffh”, usually achieved by sitting on office furniture.
Origins: Onomatopoeic word describing a fart that starts with a short, low musical note, followed by a more prolonged, muffled “fffffh”, usually achieved by sitting on office furniture.
by Um Kazaar March 27, 2003
Get the Guff mug.To break wind silently at the exact same time as the person you are nearest to thus creating a more putrid stink to which either party could be held responsible.
whilst sitting in a crowded church Sid let one go and on realising the gravity of the stench frantically hoped to have double guffed with his pew neighbour Maggie thus creating confusion over who laid it
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Ged 'That stinks innit! yeah man that was mine'
Tezza 'nah bruv I laid that innit'
Pat 'yo dudes yo just double guffed buthzing man buthzing!'
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Ged 'That stinks innit! yeah man that was mine'
Tezza 'nah bruv I laid that innit'
Pat 'yo dudes yo just double guffed buthzing man buthzing!'
by Laura Crossley January 10, 2009
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