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nature valley granola bar

a crumbly ass granola bar that clearly represents how messy my fucking life is
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by maddy_braps July 8, 2016
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Bad Granola

A drug that sends you on a bad trip.
Dude, I just smoked some bad granola.
by Darth Nihilus January 28, 2009
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Ganondorf

Easily the most evil of all Nintendo creations, Ganondorf is the lead villain in eight of the 13 zelda games, starting in 1986 with his debut in the original adventure "the legend of zelda" presenting the dark side of nintendo.

He was initially called "Gannon" although this was a mis-spelling of "Ganon". In the 1991 snes game game "a link to the past" he was referred to by his full name "Ganondorf Dragmire" for the first and only time.

He is variously known as The great king of evil, dark lord and, in ocarina of time, Gerudo king of thieves.

The Gerudo are a race of hylian fighters who live in Gerudo valley. this race of females is graced with a single male, born once every hundred years, who assumes the position of king.

Ganondorf exists in two forms: his humanoid form and his beast alter-ego Ganon. This pig like creature originally had the hooves of a goat and the head of a boar, complete with tusks in Twilight princess, his look had evolved into more of a lion than a pig, with a flowing man and claws instead of hooves.

Along with his demonic shapeshifting, The dark lord possess many abilities, including invisibility, magic, lightning bolts and levitation. He's also known to dual-wield a pair of swords (in Wind waker) and is impervious to mortal wounds while in possesion of the triforce power.

Fortunatly the Gerudo King isn't invincible. He's susceptible to sacred weapons such as the Master sword, Light arrows and silver arrows and also by using his own magic against him.
Ganondorf. quite evil.
by jonathanbailey07 August 9, 2008
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granola state

A reference to California: the land of fruits, flakes and nuts.
Dude, it's beautiful and a good time, but a lot of the people are definitely "touched" in the granola state.
by Mack C March 18, 2007
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ariola granola

lil wayne or whomever says, “ariola my lil granola” meaning that is ari is his ariola granola
by simplynailogica November 10, 2017
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granoff

sleek, hot, sexy, usually brown hair. sometimes blonde.
likes to party. intelectual, smart; but fails classes often.

soon to be famous, rich and hot.
look out for granoffs everywhere they will turn into swans.
you look just like a granoff.
by juannita May 30, 2007
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Ganon

In the Ocarina of Time, with his last breath, Ganondorf turns into this form from the extreme power of his piece of the Triforce, he isn't really a pig, but a sacred beast that is supposed to hold legendary power, yet Ganondorf didn't have the chance to regain enough strength to take over the world. The ONLY way to destroy him is with the Master Sword, for without it, all hope would be lost.
Ganondorf rose from the ruins of his tower, and used the Triforce to turn into a beast that would surely destroy the world.
by Omega9 January 10, 2008
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