asta gru

a woman who has godly pussy

jeff: dude… just fucked with sarah… she has that asta gru, fr fr no cap

by mariusgalaxystudio August 2, 2022

The Gru mode

The Gru mode is a state of being one can maybe achive at pivotal moments where they can proform superhuman feats. It was first shown when in the movie despicable me where Gru enters this god-like mode to dodge several sub sonic missiles and one punch a shark to save his adopted kids Agnes, Margo and Edith from Vector.

Boy 1: How did he beat us there were 10 of us vs just him!
Boy 2: Yeah and he beat all of us in less then a minute!
Boy 3: We had no chance we should of ran after he entered the Gru mode.

by Sir_Keith September 21, 2022

Gru

Most handsome man alive.

“Gru is so sexy with his minion army!”

by beachbro88 June 6, 2023

gru

An idiot from DIspicable Me from Illumination Productions, A company that made Minions.

Gru really hates that fat mexican guy.

by AmogusAmogus655 July 10, 2022

The Gru

When a man sticks his nose in a Woman's Vagina and his tongue in her anus while giving her head. Named after the character from despicable me due to his very famous and very long phallic nose

"My boyfriend did the gru on me last night and it left my legs shaking for hours"

by IamHomeless69 January 31, 2024

Gru Brees

someone who gon tickle you or fart on you

malih...gru brees just farted on my shit

by poopyhiggs99 January 1, 2025

gru

In german another word for „Du“ (in english: „you“)

„was machst gru so heute?“
„und gru?“

by eifohneseif March 3, 2022