groofer

A person who spaces out and dissociates frequently, but in a nonchalant/demure and auramaxxing way.

Typa shit grumstick would do.

Grumstick is such a groofer, he's gonna get groofed.

Damn that guy is staring into the distance groofer style, nothing going on in that head.

by marsxiang August 20, 2024

Goofle

A goofle is what you call a person who is very silly! Typically of a person who is more on the goofy side, not in a mean way of course!

Guy:"Is that a dog?"
Girl:"No, that's a cat you goofle!"

by tavrosscorpse November 12, 2023

Goofle

Goofle is a charming portmanteau blending "Goofy" with "Woofle," capturing the essence of dogs who exhibit endearingly silly and adorable behavior. It evokes the playful spirit and fluffy charm of our furry friends.

Plural: Goofles

Singular
OMG you're such a little Goofle!

I can't go out for drinks after work, I must get back to my Goofle.

Plural
Ohhh I just adore my goofles. I love going for long walks with them.

by nadine_b March 20, 2024

Groofie

Roofing a group of people

“Let’s leave our drinks on the table while we go to the bathroom. Hopefully we don’t get groofied.”

“Hey, wanna go to the club and find some boys who wanna get groofied together later?” “Na, lets just check Grindr”

“I tried to groofie some chicks who came in but Ted beat me to it and groofied them before me.’
“Classic Ted”

by Garbage Groofie? July 7, 2024

Groogle

Noun,

Huge machine that destroys the forest

"Look at the devastation, what has happened to the forest?"
"The Groogle has destroyed it"

by BainWeatherston February 6, 2026

Groogle

Noun;
A Groogle is a name for a huge machine that destroys the forest.

What's that huge machine thing destroying the forest?
It's the Groogle!

by BainWeatherston February 6, 2026

Goofle

Noun - a person who thinks they are clever by telling people to "Google it," completely missing the point of seeking discussion, personal experiences, and/or differing perspectives.

Ignore that goofle, he doesn't have anything of value to add to the conversation.

by Starwolfshaman March 15, 2026