Ze goggles, zey do nothing!

Derived from the episode of the simpsons "Radioactive Man" Season 7, Episode 2

During the shooting of the new Radioactive Man movie and the most expensive shot in the film, Rainier Wolfcastle, as Radioactive Man, is badly burnt by a 40 foot wall of sulphuric acid which Millhouse, playing Fallout Boy, was supposed to save him from. Radioactive Man, clothes melting off, exclaims "MY EYES... the googles, they do nothing!" In his best Austrian accent of course. Hence "Ze googles, zey do nothing!"

I like to use this quote when I've accidentally looked into the sun or at anything exceptionaly shiney.

Rupert: Check out the VR4 I've just had it waxed
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing..

Caroline: Lets hit the town, im wearing my shiney shoes...
Sean: *shields face* my eyes... ze goggles, zey do nothing!

by Sean Noway January 10, 2008

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Sex Goggles

Overlooking sometimes glaring flaws in someone's personality or physical appearance because the sex is great. Similar to beer goggles, and sometimes resulting from it, sex goggles can be hard to clear do to the fact that we could all use a good lay.

David's skill in bed overshadowed his extra pounds, annoying habits, know-it-all attitude, and crappy job. Liz planned on keeping her sex goggles on until something better, and in a more permanent package, came along.

by Kate Charlton August 24, 2008

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tech goggles

The reduced standards in women all men at Georgia Tech fall victim. A result of so few attractive women. Similar to beer goggles but sans alcohol.

<Tech student> Damn she's hot!
<other college student> Hell no! That bitch is deuce... deuce and a half easy.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

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beer goggles

phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful; summed up by the phrase, "there are no ugly women at closing time"

When I took her to bed, she looked like Halle Berry. When I woke up, she looked like Keith Richards!

by Silky Smooth November 20, 2003

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avani gregg

she support the black lives matter movement, and has donated a lot. avani was a gymnast for 10+ years. she started doing gymnastics at age 4. she then made it to level 9 but had to quit because of a back injury. avani was born in indiana. her birthday is in november 23. avani is a saggitarius. she is mongalian, indian, and african-american. avani has 2 sisters, priya gregg & shanti gregg. her mom is indian. her father is african american with mongalian descent. avani also has a bestfriend named amelie zilber, she is also tiktok famous. amelie is a model and a political activist. before she got together with anthony reeves, she was shipped with payton moormeier & jaden hossler. when avani started social media, she didnt intent to become famous. she thought it was really fun to make content. avani did makeup before tiktok/musically. she is known for her clown check video, and her clown makeup. she started doing social media at age 14. avani made musicallys and instagram videos. she lipsynched & danced on musically. while on instagram, avani posted makeup videos. she is in the hype house a long with addison rae, charli damelio, dixie damelio, kouvr, james wright, jack wright, ryland storms, alex warren, nick austin, chase hudson, thomas petrou, bryant, tony lopez, ondreaz lopez, larray. avani also got nominated for the shorty awards, and won tiktoker of the year!

person 1 : “did you see avani gregg’s new clown check tiktok ? its blowing up

person 2 : “ofc i did, its so addicting!!”

by el crazy bitty June 2, 2020

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graduation goggles

The relief and nostalgic feeling one has about a time in their life when it is about to end, even if the time was completely miserable.

(the day before high school graduation)

Senior: I'm really gonna miss this place...
Friend: Dude, you spent the four shittiest years of your life here. That's just the graduation goggles.

by WendyW April 30, 2011

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