Pregnancy

Something living on the inside of you, leeching your nutrients, without killing you, that is parasitism at its best.

"Wow Jill, you look great! How is your pregnancy going"
"I am just carrying this parasite for another 2 months and then I am free!"

by Levanie November 24, 2011

Pregnancy Sympathy Syndrome

When spending a lot of time around a pregnant woman, you start to develop some of the same symptoms without actually being pregnant-- specifically food cravings.

Alternatively, when the pregnant friend feels unmotivated and lazy, you share her lack of motivation.

Preggo friend: I'm craving a tub of Duncan Hines icing...
Non-preggo friend: Oh man, me too! We should totally go to the grocery store and buy some!
Preggo friend: You're such a good friend for not making me feel alone.
Non-preggo friend: It's just the Pregnancy Sympathy Syndrome talking... where's the freezer aisle?

(Return from grocery store with funfetti cake mix, 2 tubs of Duncan Hines icing, and black cherry vanilla ice cream)

by gdbl3k August 31, 2011

Femanazi Pregnancy

When a woman uses bone marrow to get pregnant instead of insemination.

I got a Femanazi Pregnancy today because I don't need no man.

by Computermichael1 July 11, 2016

hysterical pregnancy

A psychological disorder where one wants so badly to be pregnant that one actually believes one is.

The members of N'Sync were hospitalized and treated for hysterical pregnancy, that shit is whack.

by moPop July 20, 2008

ass pregnancy

Though often considered biologically impossible, it has been reported that anal conceptions have occurred due to good old unprotected buttfucking.

After suffering from a bout of morning sickness, Bobby learned of his ass pregnancy with the use of a home pregnancy test.

by Berto2112 October 14, 2008

teenage pregnancy pacts

a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, dare each other- and actually try to carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.

teenage pregnancy pacts should be studied as a sociological subbranch of teen sexual behavior. the most recent case of teenage pregnancy pacts occurred ca. 2008 in Worchester, Massachusetts.

by Sexydimma April 11, 2014

Gregnant

When a person eats to many pies and cakes from the most common UK pastry shop gregs.

I eat pies every day from gregs! I have a stomach I am unhappy with but I still stuff my fat mouth with gregs food..

I am Gregnant

by Lee True August 21, 2010