Greedy goblin

A stupid Jew with a long nose who steals shit from people

Cut your nose you stupid greedy goblin

by touch grass god June 5, 2022

Greedy Double

Occurs when one member of a group rudely takes a second turn at an activity before the others, halting the established rotation.

"Wait, why is Mark putting another quarter into that pinball machine? I thought you were up next."
"He's being an asshole - went for a greedy double."

by MrViral August 5, 2014

Get Greedy

Do whatever you want

Kiersten: I wanna go to the movies with you but my mom won't let me. Jody: Get greedy lol

by Spark1eGir1 December 17, 2018

Greedy eating

The act of eating when you are not remotely hungry or have just eaten

I had 3 meals and 3 snacks today so at this point I am just greedy eating

by Alypop April 16, 2017

greedy sandwhich

when a girl wraps her legs around a guy and grabs his balls and says "these are mine!"

"She gave me the greedy sandwhich this morning," he said shaking his head.

by Jane Chaos May 17, 2010

Greedy Grendetta

a female who wants to own everything they get their paws on, or lay their greedy grendetta eyes on. This includes Christmas presents and boyfriends.

person 1: "Where the hell are the rest of my gifts?!"
person 2: "Don't be such a Greedy Grendetta!"

by Farty Fran December 10, 2010

Greedy Whale

A sexual act where the female swallows the man's cum, then the man, seeing this, becomes enraged and screams "GIVE IT BACK", seeing he has lost what was rightfully his.

Girl: *gulp* All gone
Boy (Greedy Whale): What!?! NO! GIVE IT BACK!!!!!

by Slidman February 26, 2011