greatest band ever

Title bestowed on the latest cookie-cutter nü-something band by ignorant MTV obsessed neophytes who know nothing about music, while failing to realize that earlier, and greater, bands influenced the latest crop of down-tuned power-chording hair farmers, and even greater artists influenced them, and so on.

Bands that do not qualify for the title "greatest band ever":

Anything recorded after 1980

End of list. Sorry if you're butt-hurt, but it's true.

by Dr. Badwrench April 6, 2008

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The Greatest

(noun)

Refering to somone with skills of the highest quality, ruling competition like a god on a glory binge; the ultimate champion.

Jeremy is "The Greatest" in general, but known for being such at Fightnight.

by Dr. Painn May 1, 2008

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GreatestJournal

An online journaling website where people type entries, make a whole bunch of new internet friends, join a variety of communities with people who have similar interests, and it has so many more features than any other journaling website has. It's also addicitive and it's the best place to escape when you have too many things on your mind. It's one of the best websites ever.

It is also a good way to mask yourself over the internet. Stirring up internet drama on greatest journal is one of the most cowardly acts ever.

It goes by the acronym GJ.

The name is pretty much self-explanatory.

Girl #1: So last night I was on live journal and I was reading this entry oh my god you'll never believe--
Girl #2: Live Journal is SO last year. Have you checked Greatest Journal out yet?

by tobeacat April 27, 2005

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