A grandma car is basically your run of the mill 1990's sedan with low kilometers. Typical Grandma cars are the Chevrolet Caprice, Ford Taurus, Toyota Camry, Chrysler Intrepid, Honda Accord, Nissan Altima, Pontiac G6 and Any and/or all Buick or Mercury cars. These cars also must have Unpaid Parking tickets on the dashboard along with hard candy and Efferdent Denture Cleaning Crystals to be considered a True "Grandma Car." A grandma car must also be slow as molasses in a Canadian Winter and in dire need of an oil change.
by WastedCactus July 3, 2014
Get the grandma carmug. Howard Stern: Oh, look Artie, we have Grandma Caprio on the phone...
(Howard doing Grandma Caprio in deep Italian accent): Oh, my-a Artie... You must-a get back-a with-a the Daner. She was-a the best-a thing-a that-a ever happened-a to you-a...
(Howard doing Grandma Caprio in deep Italian accent): Oh, my-a Artie... You must-a get back-a with-a the Daner. She was-a the best-a thing-a that-a ever happened-a to you-a...
by TommyBizzle July 6, 2008
Get the Grandma Capriomug. The coolest grandma out there, aka Millie Bobby Brown.
(Watch Millie Bobby Brown’s instagram live stream on youtube 2/19/18 for more information)
(Watch Millie Bobby Brown’s instagram live stream on youtube 2/19/18 for more information)
“Hey grandma mills”
“Heyoo what up”
“Yo grandma mills i’m hungry”
“Well what do you want Chick Fil A or Mcdonald’s?”
“Heyoo what up”
“Yo grandma mills i’m hungry”
“Well what do you want Chick Fil A or Mcdonald’s?”
by alrightymills February 21, 2018
Get the grandma millsmug. The act of soaking ones hand in water long enough for it to become wrinkled and soft prior to masturbating to create a grandma's hand feel. Also known as a "velvet glove"
Similar to the stranger. Altering your own hand to enhance masturbation.
Similar to the stranger. Altering your own hand to enhance masturbation.
by Sick. Bro. November 9, 2011
Get the Grandma Glovemug. The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.
by WOOKIEE698 March 14, 2011
Get the Sandpaper Grandmamug. by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020
Get the grandmas gumbomug. One of the best people you will ever know. Is wonderful and a great cook. She sees the best in everyone in the family
by Piperfoley7883 November 23, 2017
Get the great grandmamug.