Grandma

A woman who looks through her purse as a form of entertainment.

Grandma forgot her purse in her cart at the store again. What's she going to do for fun now?

by phatbat.exe November 01, 2020

Casserole

A bunch of random shit thrown into a pan, covered with cheese, and baked in the oven.

Basically if you cooked a fridge.

Mom: "I didn't know what to make for dinner tonight so I threw together a casserole with everything in the fridge that was about to go bad. I love casserole!"
Me: *thinks of an excuse to not eat at home tonight*

by phatbat.exe December 13, 2019

Jazmine

A dumb ass fucking bitch who won't just leave you alone and let you enjoy your relationship because you're dating her ex and she's a whore who can't let go of him so she got knocked up by a black guy her junior year of high school to make him jealous.

My Boyfriend: "Ugh, Jazmine is fucking texting me again!"

Me: "Say the word and I'll kill her"

by phatbat.exe December 13, 2019