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good enough for government work

Probably not the best, but what the hell, at least we got the job done to minimally acceptable standards.
Max: "Hey, you done trimming those shrubs?"

Minnie: "I don't know, they look a little uneven yet..."

Max: "Nah, that's good enough for government work, let's go get a beer!"
by smendler September 20, 2010
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governor jay inslee

The pathetic, useless, and clueless governor of Washington state that is anti restaurants, bars, and gyms, and talks to everyone as if they are three years old.
How is Governor Jay Inslee in office when he is so mind numbingly stupid, and why does it look like his mouth is crooked when speaking?
by Christ0001! November 17, 2020
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Government Baby

A baby that is born to a parent or parents that cannot afford to raise a baby. The parent(s) then require to live off the government for food, welfare, housing, and/or medicaid.
What is that girl thinkin' getting pregnant!? She doesn't have a job and she lives with her mom. Her beau doesn't have a job, a car, a house, or socks to cover his feet! She's DEFINITELY having a government baby!
by notmakinbaby October 2, 2010
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fake government

A pretend system of government strung together by convincing poseurs elected into office by disenfranchised citizens.
This fake government has been steadily crumbling from the inside out ever since its inception.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019
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Government

Something which always has too many flaws and is never perfect
What would happen under certain governments;

Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population

Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them

Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
by zutroy September 26, 2004
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gonered

Alex: I gtg, cya
Nem: Cya
***Alex has left.***
Jem: Sup Alex?
Nem: Alex gonered.
by dukenemesis October 19, 2008
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Gomer Pyle

Named after Private Pyle in Full Metal Jacket, this type of recruit makes you wonder "how the fuck did this kid get recruited?" Usually, these types of folk join the service due to years of bullying and abuse for their weight or other issues. Most likely they may be partially or completely unable to perform basic tasks such as putting their own uniform on or improper use of firearms, making them a liability to their squad.
Private Cash "Did you see that Gomer Pyle trying to catch butterflies at the shooting range last night?"

Private Doug "If you think that's bad he almost shot the Sarge cause he didn't know how to put the safety on."

Private Cash "God damn, they should just do him a favor and ship his ass back home."
by Ramsy Norris August 20, 2021
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