gormazers

the head teacher of golborne high school. she thinks everyone who goes there is very posh, but they are actually all mentally ill and live on council estates. she tries to make golborne high school look like the best school in all of England, but it is actually just a shit hole filled with cunts. she is very mean and very strict, and pretends to care about her students when all she cares about is getting the highest gcse results so she can brag to all her other sad head teacher friends.

gormazers is sexually attracted to gcse papers which is why there is always a funny stain on them when given to the big gcse dude

don't let gormazers see you have a blue bag or she will murder you with a copy of the uniform policy that states all bags must be dark in colour

by I hope gormazers doesn't see t September 23, 2020

Gorman Surfing

An act when short men with short Pterosaur arms try to surf and when paddling out are unable to advance forward because of said Pterosaur arms.

“ Dude, Did you guys see that guy Gorman Surfing at the washout yesterday? What an idiot.”

by Hayesenregalia August 14, 2021

gurmayll

Gurmayll is beauty and grace.but she will yell in your face.

You're being such a Gurmayll uwu.

by Sgbbjm February 22, 2023

Gorman-left

Women in academia or similar fields of work that are incredibly left leaning, wear colourful wools, have pink hair and glasses that suggest a strong opinion.

Oh Abigail? Yeah, she's very Gorman-left. Some of the things she says are too woke to handle.

by epiwonk July 11, 2024

Gormaruckles

When you can't shit for farting

Hey Manda I got a bad case of gormaruckles this morning

by TGAGFUN January 29, 2025

alyssa gorman

she’s a pretty swaggy gal. she’s in love with mixed guys, even tho these white.😍🥰🤠😎🥳

guy one: woah alyssa gorman is pretty hot

guy two: you don’t stand a chance cuz she loves mixed guys and your white

by swaggyshister December 30, 2018

Joey Gorman

That one tall lanky white boy who wears vineyard vines and preppy clothes and is a Michigan die hard. He acts like a 25 year old to everyone. Joey Gorman is a very wise person and I would consider him like a grandpa

Joey Gorman slapped me with his massive cock yesterday
Joey Gorman is a good fuck buddy

by Anonymous1470 January 15, 2019