goober gobbler

A cum-guzzler. A pickle park prostitute. Trucker slang; a queer.

That goober gobbler has been advertising on the cb radio all night long!

by eriks1971 November 9, 2009

Goober Peas

The plural form of Goober Pea; Peanuts

I wore out my grinders eating goober peas.

by The Red Menace October 11, 2004

Goober

Weirdo, dorky person

You are such a goober

by Aaharmon December 6, 2017

silly goober

something you say to someone after they say sum gay ass shit in public loud enough for people to hear.

kyle: yes bae
caleb: you’re such a silly goober

by galesburg January 1, 2022

goozer

A goozer is 1) a goozoo (persian for farter) and 2) a loser.

yalda: oh my god! that "king authaaa" dude still hasnt called me!
monica: what a GOOZER!

by Yalda December 12, 2006

gooberness disease

The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.

Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!

Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!

by goober2011 November 17, 2009

goober glue

The milky white substance that is produced by the testicles, and is shot out of the penis. It is sometimes used for baby making or just a tasty snack (if you're into that).

I'll stick that bitch's eyes shut with my goober glue!

by Shayfus January 3, 2008