Growing a Tail

1. Having a turtle peaking

2. The point just before the break when taking a dump.

Sorry I missed your call, I couldn't get to the phone because I was in the can growing a tail!

by Loose Goose July 30, 2008

Growing a Mushroom

getting an erection, usually used when a surprise boner begins to form

As Jim's pants started to get tight he stated, "damn i'm growing a mushroom".

by benny_64 March 17, 2009

gnowing

An intuitive understanding coming from personal experience or revelation and contrasting with intellectual knowledge learned through external and material forces. Experience knowledge (see gnosiology) in contrast to theoretical knowledge (see epistemology) is the prime distinction.

His gnowing of the true nature of the universe came from being graced by a mystical awakening, trumping any knowledge gained from books or teachers.

by batchannel August 5, 2016

Goofing

v. Making fun of.

When Charles was goofing on Jason, I laughed so hard that tears were streaming from my eyes.

by I.B. Rooted August 6, 2014

goosing

Pinching someone's bum and running away. As in the attack on Sue Turton on Channel 4 News (UK).

He crept up behind her and gave her a good goosing.

by Adam Dexter August 4, 2007

Goobing

.You can't define goobing, you just simply know when it's occuring. If you don't know, it's not happening. When Goobing does occur, it proceeds with the phrase "Look at The Object or person in question Goob!".

"Hey Steve, look at him goob!"
"Ah sweet man he's totaly goobing!"

by John Feltswater December 29, 2008

Growing Pains

Pain one experiences upon reaching a growth spurt normally immediately following or sometimes preceding one (varies person to person) normally does not occur while you have the actual growth spurt. The pain experienced is not felt in your bones rather it is in your muscles and tendons as they stretch to keep a proper length in proportion to the length of the bone. Primarily one will feel the pain in his/her legs but it is not out of the ordinary to experience the muscle pain in your arms as well. Typically you will experience growing pains between ages of 3 or 4 to about 18, again this varies from person to person depending on when puberty hits and how tall they are predicted to grow. Some individuals may never experience growing pains. If the pain is other than muscle pain and is felt in the bone you may have splints, or possibly a hairline bone fracture. Or if it is in the muscle and does not pass within a day or two you may have tendinitis.

splints , tendinitis , Growing Pains , Growth Pain

by Not a real doctor May 19, 2009