Master Gooshant

The master of all X nibbas. He controls and rules over the minds of all of his X disciples, much like those under his own master Mahmad Gandhi. His ways are similar to those of his master, but his congregation is of a different demographic and uses his followers for his own sadistic benefit.

XXX follower: What do we do Master gooshant?
Master gooshant: we shall all eat shits for lunch!
XXX followers: (in unison) all hail master gooshant the shit eater!

by ZamZamZam August 28, 2019

gooseneck

noun The failure to achieve full erection, despite full intention.

adj. to gooseneck: to abandon the act of "getting a hard-on" after instigating the act in which said hard on is key.

Due to his gooseneck, it was not the easiest penetration I've encountered./ The gooseneck is the condom's worst enemy./ I'm sorry darling. I have just goosenecked.

by Alpha Beta Cha Kappa September 17, 2010

GOOSENECK

I think that gooseneck risers must mean condomes in Tom Waits' song if gooseneck stands for penis

tom waits in "kentucky avenue":
- And Dicky Faulkner's got a switchblade and some gooseneck risers...

by mogens kruse January 6, 2005

googhenbouorger

yes (comes from jessica m.)

male: did u enjoy getting f'd in the a?
female:googhenbouorger

by Blanca March 2, 2005

Goshen

A town of nothing but drugs and Mexicans. This is Mexico if America people. Don’t go here!!!

Goshen is full of beaners.

by Johnnycollins123 July 7, 2018

GOOSENECK

an annoying little bastard that hounds you to put a definition in Urbandictionary .com

<GOOSENECK> do a GOOSEY
<GOOSENECK> GOOSENECK def
<GOOSENECK> go go now now

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

goosenberry

silly goose, childish, kiddish, fairy-like, clown

OMIGOSH you are sucha goosenberry ! Now stop playing sock puppet with your grandma's unwashed panty hose !

by logicmaster May 25, 2005