GoontaBub

The god of lettuce.

Oh great divine Goontabub we ask that you bestow upon us a grand harvest of lettuce unlike anything ever seen in this world.

by GoontaBub October 29, 2023

goontard

A man addicted to porn on severe level and starts losing brain cells. He wakes up and goons for approximately 14 hours a day.

My friend is a goontard.

My Friend is addicted to porn he's becoming a goontard

by d6ree November 6, 2023

goontastic

In terms of being a Goon, goontastic is the way to describe the ultimate goon.

Yep theyre having a goontastic time next door.

by amethyst79 November 10, 2006

Goontard

Usually defines someone who has no physical impairment, but acts like a mental impairment exists or extreme gylcemic spike causing someone to spaz out.

Please stop acting like a total goontard.

by NotYourShelia December 31, 2014

goontoot

A person who floats around like a fart in a bag but can't be heard. He is seen by others as comparable to a ginger.

Hey, goontoot, do that again and I'll blacken your eye worse than your smell.

by twot May 26, 2008

goonung

A word which means poo or anus.
Can be used as an insult or to enhance the filthyness of a sentance.

1. "EEIARR!!! Shut your goonung or i'll kuckie in your mouth!"
2. "Shut up woman or i'll rape your goonung open again!"
3. White man: "Greetings original owner of our land! I bring you well wishes and many offerings of peace and love."
Black man: "FUCKIN' LICK THE KUCKIE OUT MY GOONUNG YOU WHITE TRASH!!!"

by pencilgnome June 5, 2007

goont

a chinese womens gentials

the chigga railed that azn biotch so hard it made her goont bleed.

by tizzy April 15, 2003